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You, you think yer such a bad ass
You think yer such a rough neck
Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the...
When I look at your face I see dirt;
All the sunshine you blow up my a** starts to hurt;
And I don't really mind if I'm...
Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks...
I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart
I'm so in love with you...
Cough up the rent Mr. Kent
And don't try to blame it on the government
Your wife is a clown she's in town, she gets with some...
He's got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seen
Chew on a blunt wipe his butt with a magazine
Smokin' his crack wash it down with...
Man I think it's just a little sleazy
You said you was like butter but you're cheesy
To treat me like I'm spinner bait you...
This is a story about a friend of mine
He is abnormally intelligent
He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the...
She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eye
You...
I am a wannabe
You better be careful around me
I come from far away, where mustang dreams are made
And we are fashioned...
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This is a story about a friend of mine
He is abnormally intelligent
He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt
But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town
He let here take him away from me so I had to ask him how
That's when he said, \"She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me!
She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me!
She even knows when I pee! I think eventually she'll make a meal out of me.\"
[Chorus]
Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without.
That's why I'm talking to you now.
Sarah lives with Bradley now, I guess that is how she wants her shit
He needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit
I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday
She sat down and spilled her guts to me
That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay
Instead she said, \"He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
He even knows when I pee! I think eventually he'll make a meal out of me.\"
[Chorus]
That's why I'm talking to you now;
Talking to; That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking to.
Talking to; That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking, talking, talking to you NOW!
Because, your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without.
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