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You, you think yer such a bad ass
You think yer such a rough neck
Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the...
When I look at your face I see dirt;
All the sunshine you blow up my a** starts to hurt;
And I don't really mind if I'm...
Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks...
I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart
I'm so in love with you...
Cough up the rent Mr. Kent
And don't try to blame it on the government
Your wife is a clown she's in town, she gets with some...
He's got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seen
Chew on a blunt wipe his butt with a magazine
Smokin' his crack wash it down with...
Man I think it's just a little sleazy
You said you was like butter but you're cheesy
To treat me like I'm spinner bait you...
This is a story about a friend of mine
He is abnormally intelligent
He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the...
She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eye
You...
I am a wannabe
You better be careful around me
I come from far away, where mustang dreams are made
And we are fashioned...
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He's got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seen
Chew on a blunt wipe his butt with a magazine
Smokin' his crack wash it down with gasoline
Still he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me
Oh you know he told me \"Shake it, don't break it
It took too damn long to make it\"
[Chorus]
Leroy is my mojo man
Leroy is my mojo man
He come he take me by the hand
Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with a limp and some vaseline
He told me to \"Look, over there!\" and stole my nectarine
Said, \"Don't turn your back on me black, I'm a sex machine\"
Still he push the button E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me
Oh you know he told me, \"Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn long to make\"
[Chorus]
Oh you know he told me, \"Shake it, don't break it, it took too damn long to make it\"
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