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I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold
La, La, La, La, La
I got myself a new tube...
Love child to Genghis Kahn
And a beautiful busty Amazon
On the Death Star with her godfather
Darth Vader... and nine...
Little puffy cloud with a tongue
Floatin' over a cheese puff rug a lug
If I had a choice between those two
You know I'd...
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, hope you enjoyed the show
Good bye ladies and gentlemen, it's time to go
Good evening ladies...
I had a dream.... Magic Johnson was ill
He autographed the ball.... small rubber ball.
Ten feet tall.... pig, big puffy...
I feel lowdown and blue
I didn't have what I wanted
That's when I saw the sign
Outside the place that promised...
I heard you on my wireless back in '52
Lyin' awake intent on tuning in on you
If I was young it didn't...
A tiny turtle in a can
I dig a living room in the sand
Poke a toe through a hole in the floor
(Floor!)
And...
Big shiny jet plane in the sky
Please drop us off as we go by
We're an American band
And everything is rockin' out of...
You're the one.. you're the sunshine [x2]
Every time I see you [x2]
Every time
You're the one.. you're...
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Yeah!
Drum solo.. drum solo!
Phil Rott!
Ladies and gentlemen.. Mr Phil Rott
Alright here's a song that we actually know
And we actually made it up
So I hope you actually enjoy it
and it goes actually like this
Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back 'n' forth, that's my only destination
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Meeeeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow
Got a two-string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums, poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Me me meeeee-ow whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm old.. I'm an old man
I took all my money
And I bought myself a little shacky-condominium outside of Syndey, Australia
I decided to retire here in Asustralia
Because it's so gosh-damn beatuiful
I love it so tenderly
So much it's just home
Oh so out for underneath the trees
Come a bunch of little chickies
And the buckets and the monkeys
With the one-string, no-string string, two-string guitars
\"Hey Chris wanna jam?\"
Sure, why not!
But I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
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