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I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold
La, La, La, La, La
I got myself a new tube...
Love child to Genghis Kahn
And a beautiful busty Amazon
On the Death Star with her godfather
Darth Vader... and nine...
Little puffy cloud with a tongue
Floatin' over a cheese puff rug a lug
If I had a choice between those two
You know I'd...
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, hope you enjoyed the show
Good bye ladies and gentlemen, it's time to go
Good evening ladies...
I had a dream.... Magic Johnson was ill
He autographed the ball.... small rubber ball.
Ten feet tall.... pig, big puffy...
I feel lowdown and blue
I didn't have what I wanted
That's when I saw the sign
Outside the place that promised...
I heard you on my wireless back in '52
Lyin' awake intent on tuning in on you
If I was young it didn't...
A tiny turtle in a can
I dig a living room in the sand
Poke a toe through a hole in the floor
(Floor!)
And...
Big shiny jet plane in the sky
Please drop us off as we go by
We're an American band
And everything is rockin' out of...
You're the one.. you're the sunshine [x2]
Every time I see you [x2]
Every time
You're the one.. you're...
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Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach
Starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot
Meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back and forth
That's my only destination
[Chorus:]
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me!
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that...
Got a two string on my lap
Total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums,
Poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms
I'll plug in some amplification
Got fifteen hundred base drum - lugging bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
[Chorus]
I'm sitting on the back porch, kickin' my legs back,
rockin' in my rocking chair, and sittin' there
On the little back porch is about to fall apart
So I think I might repair it
Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it,
Some little friends come along
with some two-string, one-string, no-string guitars
And they all plug em all in to the back porch
And they sit around playin' all their favorite songs
They's kickin' back feelin' real good,
real fine, real full of the wine
And everything's fine, everything's beautiful,
everything's great, I just feel so good
You know I'm seventy years old
and I'm slurpin' everything through a straw
But I'm an...
[Chorus]
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