The other night I tried to go to a show
But the man at the door
He told me no
He said, \"No one under 21 allowed\"
But he must have been stupid 'cause I saw my friends in the crowd
He said, \"You can't buy an alcoholic drink\"
\"So we don't care what you really think\"



[chorus:]
Why's this happened to me
And the show was for free
It sucks to be
Under 21

So I went and got myself a plan that would work
And I went on home and got a real short skirt
And I flirt my way right through that goddamn door
But once inside the music was no more
Well I guess I got there just a bit too late
I guess it's just my luck
It's just my fate



[repeat chorus]

I only want to have a little fun
But every time I try they tell me \"You're not 21\"




[Thanks to soccerchick1288@juno.com for these lyrics]