Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today,
Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray,
Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin,
I ripped the fucker off, and threw it in the bin,
Soap Bar�s cheap, and so�s my clothes,
They�ve got to be cause of all the fucking holes,
It tastes like shit and it makes you cough,
And it�s the fucking rubber in it that gets you off.

Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with lots of bits of plastic,
I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic,
Skunk costs too much, I can�t see the appeal,
Of smoking Port Rocky, Soap Bar or Gold Seal,
Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives,
Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise,
I smokes Green, and it�s gone in an instant,
But Soap Bar lasts, cause it�s fucking consistent.

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I�ll smoke Soap Bar �till I fucking die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that�s the best.

Last night I went out driving in my car,
I sparked up a fat spliff of fucking Soap Bar,
A Blim-burn burned right down to my dick,
And while I was distracted, I fucking crashed into a
Brick wall, the car was fucking battered,
The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered,
You�re better off smoking The Green instead,
Cause it don�t Blim-Burn and it�s better for your head.



Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat,
Thinking! I�ve got to get some Rocky for the,
Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me,
Stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a fucking,
Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky,
This shit always happens when I�m smoking fucking Rocky,
You�ve heard it on the news; you�ve seen it on the telly,
Add up for moving Soap Bar down fucking Liz Werry
�I do it like a little cause light the fucking thing as always�
I used to smoke Skunky but it was far too smelly, man!

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I�ll smoke Soap Bar �till I fucking die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that�s the best.

Most Soap Bar comes from fucking Holland,
They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen,
Diesel, Miramar, Flat-Press too;
These are types of Soap Bar available to you,
These little bits of plastic you find inside;
You can use those as a quality guide,
Of the standard of Soap Bar that you are smoking,
The more bits of plastic means the better the toking.

Eat a Hash-cake but wait a while,
It�ll take about an hour ain�t Draw versatile,
You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff,
Space shakes, Draw gateau�s, you knows it Delia Smith,
Lying in your bed dropping blimps on your pubes,
Selling Draw to your mates but it�s really Oxo cubes,
When you�re cooking up draw, be quick don�t lick it,
Cause it�s really fucking hot and it�ll burn your fingers.

This bloke said to me; �You haven�t got a clue,
About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you�,
I tried to see things from his point of view,
But I couldn�t fit my head up his asshole too,
The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff,
I knows if I smoke it, I�m gonna feel rough,
My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw,
Cause the thing about Soap Bar; it�s fucking hardcore.



Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I�ll smoke Soap Bar �till I fucking die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that�s the best.

Well anyway I think it�s better myself to lean forwards,
When smoking Soap Bar, because you are less likely to Blim-Burn,
You know what I mean?

Innit, check it out man! I got some quality fucking Gold-Seal for you, innit?

Shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right,
And then fucking stick them in a teapot,
Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does.

What I do, stick a fag in the microwave, right,
You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top,
And you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your fucking head.



Yeah that�s like my fucking lungs feel like,
They�re fucking collapsing sometimes from the Soap Bar like,
You know?


[Thanks to enter_sandman2003@hotmail.com for these lyrics]