if i'm not the crack of the cork
and the shot in the arm across
the room like a four alarm
some kind of danger
i look that way
you try to be cool
with little to say
i can't be the calm
your bottle of wine
i have to be a quarter
not a nickel and dimes
i want to be the prayer
answered when you meet me
the pain the bat and the blood
when you beat me

because you're
infallible bombastic
sonically elastic
entergetic spastic
explosive plastic
sculpture cast it
mclaren pass it
emotional strastic
egg first crack it
first date mack it
suitcase pack it
eight ball rack it
sadness don't mask it
thoughts schoolastic
glockenspiel blast it
pack of butts hack it
a hit song track it
hatred whack it
sorrow sack it
wasted drink it
if you thought it
think it
like pretty and pink kid
battleship sink it
big dream make a bid
do it you just did



if i'm not the crack of the cork
and the shot in the arm across
the room like a four alarm
some kind of danger
i look that way
you try to be cool
with little to say
i can't be the calm
your bottle of wine
i have to be a quarter
not a nickel and dimes
i want to be the prayer
answered when you meet me
the pain the bat and the blood
when you beat me

because you're
impossibly protected
criminally respected
soulfully connected
chaotically hectic
temptress naked
candycoat bake it
dune city rake it
concerns placated
you know you have to make it
if it's not broken break it
it it's stolen take it
answer with a bayonet
dime bag stash it
accelerator mash it
get it out like an exorcist
sado like a masochist
nine o thrash it
five o smash it
hotel room trash it
coming down crash it
like pistols and pink sid
stir it up and drink it
big leap make a bid
do it you just did

if i'm not the crack of the cork
and the shot in the arm across
the room like a four alarm
some kind of danger
i look that way
you try to be cool
with little to say
i can't be the calm
your bottle of wine
i have to be a quarter
not a nickel and dimes
i want to be the prayer
answered when you meet me
the pain the bat and the blood
when you beat me



the pain the bat and the blood when you beat me [x4]


[thanks to julessc80@aol.com for sending these lyrics]