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I can't say that I miss my old dog much
And I've never looked back since I left home long ago
But I hoped a trip into the...
I've all my wisdom teeth
Two up top, two beneath
And yet I'll recognise
My mouth says things that aren't so wise...
Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle...
Darling I've been thinking this one through
We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do
This life in...
Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears
Not me man I can't pack enough into these years
I don't care if it's spring...
There's a skeleton in everybody's closet
I can think of one or two in my own room
But I would like to introduce them both to...
We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city
Build a pub a blood and sweat
Swears by God he'll stand by justice
He...
Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt
Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain
Same hair, a revolution
Same...
It may be that I'd like to
But I won't fall in love with you
We won't spend the rest of our lives together
But anyway...
I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered
1234567 and so on
But a time will come when these numbers have all ended...
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Take off your mink coat, take off your muff
Get on the table and show us your stuff
Right here next to me
I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin'
A gin in my hand and your pretty little muffin
Right here next to me
Just don't feed me with no tube
Or change my dirty diaper
If I'm back at mommy's boob
Call in the frickin' snipers
And just shoot me, baby
Stuff me in the cracks, Stuff me
In the toilet, sweetie, put me in the trash
But be next to me
Send me to my room, hold me down
And spank me, use the wooden spoon
But be next to me
Just don't feed me with no tube
Or change my dirty diaper
If I'm back at Mommy's boob
Call in the frickin' snipers
And just shoot me, baby
Dip me in the river
You'll never wash my dirt away
Rip out my liver, baby
But be next to me
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