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I can't say that I miss my old dog much
And I've never looked back since I left home long ago
But I hoped a trip into the...
I've all my wisdom teeth
Two up top, two beneath
And yet I'll recognise
My mouth says things that aren't so wise...
Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle...
Darling I've been thinking this one through
We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do
This life in...
Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears
Not me man I can't pack enough into these years
I don't care if it's spring...
There's a skeleton in everybody's closet
I can think of one or two in my own room
But I would like to introduce them both to...
We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city
Build a pub a blood and sweat
Swears by God he'll stand by justice
He...
Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt
Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain
Same hair, a revolution
Same...
It may be that I'd like to
But I won't fall in love with you
We won't spend the rest of our lives together
But anyway...
I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered
1234567 and so on
But a time will come when these numbers have all ended...
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I threw out a stupid common paperweight
And it went out into the country
To a place where other solid objects lie around
Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there
And when I die, it will still be somewhere
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
A man once took a very famous photograph
Went in books and even lectures
Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness
Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub
He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub
Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
Scientists have recently just found out
About a fish they didn't know of
That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas
It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while
Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
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