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I can't say that I miss my old dog much
And I've never looked back since I left home long ago
But I hoped a trip into the...
I've all my wisdom teeth
Two up top, two beneath
And yet I'll recognise
My mouth says things that aren't so wise...
Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle...
Darling I've been thinking this one through
We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do
This life in...
Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears
Not me man I can't pack enough into these years
I don't care if it's spring...
There's a skeleton in everybody's closet
I can think of one or two in my own room
But I would like to introduce them both to...
We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city
Build a pub a blood and sweat
Swears by God he'll stand by justice
He...
Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt
Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain
Same hair, a revolution
Same...
It may be that I'd like to
But I won't fall in love with you
We won't spend the rest of our lives together
But anyway...
I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered
1234567 and so on
But a time will come when these numbers have all ended...
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There was a boy
Who liked to wiggle his tooth loose so he could show it
And then we'd watch
While he would tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it
And that was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out
But he grew tired
Of using doorknobs and so he thought up a brand-new trick
He said he'd tie
His tooth to his dog's tail, find a stick, wind up, and then throw it
And that was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out
He called his dog
But just as he was set to go, his dad arrived there
He yelled at him
Then got some pliers, held him, wound up, and yanked it out right there
That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out
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